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• It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you…………………. What do you say?
• Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less … in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
• You are just like a Bounty … a piece of paradise on earth!
• You’re eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There’s one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
• There are so many people in the world but in my world there’s only one and that’s you!!!
• I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
• Do your feet never hurt ???? … You are wondering around my thoughts all day long….
• Love is in the air… shit if only I had a plane right now …
• When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,’cause I did it and I found you.
• I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you
• I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
• You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.
• If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you
• Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.
• Don’t listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!
• If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
• If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I’d still miss you,but at least I would be rich!
• Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!
• Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it’s true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.
• Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
• If I was a fly, I would fly to you now… but I’m not so I need to stay home and cry!
• Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party…
• What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you
• If loving you is wrong,then I don’t wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we’ll win every fight.
• At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you…
• Life is much brighter with you around !
• Don’t let your mind rule over your heart.
• You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree … but the best way is to fall in love with ME
• If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you …
• Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you’re always on my mind!
• Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.
• If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever …….
• I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.
• It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel…!
• The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
• Where ever you’re going, I’m going your way !
• Are you free for the rest of your life?
• If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
• During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
• I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!
• Love is…looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!
• Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.
• I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
• I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???
• I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?
• If I could rewrite the alphabet I’d put U and I together!
• Hello, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart!
• Your daddy must be a terrorist ‘cus you’re DA BOMB!
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
• I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!
• Ferrari’s are red, Lambo’s are blue… but I am as happy in a mini with you.
• Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I … I dream of you.
• If love is a crime, lock me up, i’m guilty baby
• If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.
• Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me .
• In my dreams you’re mine, in my life you’re a dream.
• Girls are like internet domain names… the ones I like are already taken.
• Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven’t!
• I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes!
• If love is blind, how will she find me ?
• Never make love in the garden or in the fields…… For love might be blind but your neighbours not!
• The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.
• Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you’re my friend!!!
• There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing … are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.
• I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights….but you I love more !
• I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one.
• The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

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