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• Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
• A lawyer says ‘we’ won’ or ‘You’ have lost.
• All computers wait at the sames speed.
• Real anarchists play chess without kings.
• Monday is one seventh of your life!
• When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way… so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
• Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre.
• Money ressembles fat… there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.
• No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.
• Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
• Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die…
• Today is the day … It comes only once- … because tomorrow …is no longer today. Enjoy life… it is possible …but do it today … because today is the day
• You can’t walk in the light without causting a shadow
• Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS
• If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.
• The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes
• The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it.
• Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails.
• The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever.
• It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.
• The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past
• Never drive faster thant you guardian angel can fly!
• When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose!
• Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes!
• When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains
• Children in the backseat cause accidents… Accidents in the back seat cause children.
• People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.
• Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder…
• Learn from the mistakes of others… you can’t live long enough to make them all yourselves!
• Life is like toilet paper, long and usefull!!!
• One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married.
• I only drink to make my wife look prettier.
• Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.
• Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.
• Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.
• All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.
• Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
• A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
• Every good-bye is the birth of a memory…
• Common sense and a sense of humour are the sames things but at different speeds. A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances.
• I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.
• There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.
• You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding when I arrive at the office after having a tough day at home.
• Only 17% of all trafic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it….the sober ones among us.
• What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
• Good advice,whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.
• Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new?

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